Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it -
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it -
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it -
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger -
Maybe get a blister on your thumb We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up -
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane -
That little faggot he's a millionaire We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's [repeat]
I shoulda learned to play the guitar -
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama she got it stickin' in the camera man -
We could have some-
And he's up there, what's that? -
Hawaiian noises? -
Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it -
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's - Listen here -
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it -
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it -
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' chicks for free