I snore in my sleep, I'm always late for dinner.
And my tablecloth doodling is notorious.
Oh but lovely one keep this romance glorious And love me as I am. I dream while I drive, I linger in the shower.
And there isn't much rhythm in that waltz of mine.
Oh but lovely one skip those little faults of mine And love me as I am. I wear the wrong hats, I make the strangest coffee.
And my repartee isn't so spectacular.
Oh but honey pie in the old vernacular Just love me as I am. Don't try to make any changes, It wouldn't be worth your tears.
Yeah, just forget any changes, my wife's been trying for years. I sing when I dream, I never cap the toothpaste.
And my company manners are deplorable.
Oh but lovely one tell me I'm adorable And love me as I am. I let the phone ring, I park my gum all over.
And when playing bridge I can't put my mind to it.
Oh but honey pie get yourself resigned to it And love me as I am. So what if it takes you a highball, to get into the mood to neck.
Sure, I could make you a highball, or I could just write you a check. I talk a blue streak, I'm awfully fond of onions.
And I sing like a barritone from China might.
Oh but otherwise honey pie I'm dynamite
Love me as I am...........
Oh please don't hurt me!
Just love me as I am.
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