The Genitalia of a Fool . . . . Cornell Hurd

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Everybody's got a hobby, everybody' got a shtick... Just consider me eccentric, don't think of me as sick,
I didn't mean to spoil your party, didn't mean to be uncool, ... Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.
Cause I thought if I'd expose myself, you'd fall in love with me, ... But when I burst in, to my chagrin, you had company.
Now I'm afraid I've shown your family the wrong kind of family jewl, ... Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.
Well, I guess the show is over, and I'll just go on home ... And take my prized posession, it's the only thing I own.
Didn't mean to scare the children, or to make your grandma drool, ... Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.
And I pray that you'll forgive me, and try to understand ... I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hand.
And I'll go through life just wondering how fate could be so cruel ... Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.
How I wish that you were holding the genitalia of this fool.

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Just consider me eccentric, please don't think of me as sick,
I didn't mean to spoil your party, didn't mean to be uncool,
Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.

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Cause I thought if I'd expose myself, you'd fall in love with me,
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But when I burst in, to my chagrin, you had company.
Now I'm afraid I've shown your family the wrong kind of family jewl,
Standing in your doorway holding the genitalia of a fool.

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